Dear reader,
When I was about 8 years old, my grandpa Pete gave me his old set of Baseball Joe books. He implored me to read them, but like most eight year olds, I saw the aged cover and worn color and decided against it. For a few years Pete continued to ask me if I had read to books yet and eventually I said yes just to keep from disappointing him. I’ve kept the series on my dresser ever since but I’ve never touched any of the books. When Mrs. Romano assigned us this project I thought about reading one of them. I looked it up and found that of the books in the series that I had, Baseball Joe at Yale was the first that was written. Then I thought about a segment that I saw about a month and a half ago on Last Week Tonight that really opened my eyes. It was about the mistreatment of college athletes. In eighth grade I wrote my end of the year research paper on why athletes are not overpaid. That is an argument I would like to take back now that I’m older and wiser, but I wrote a paragraph about college athletes not getting paid and this video reminded me of that. I decided that with the combination of Baseball Joe at Yale and college athletes not getting paid, that I had my topic for my expository essay.
At first I really didn’t understand the golden thread. Initially I made limericks to put in between each of my pieces, but that didn’t really pertain to my topic. Eventually I was able to put irony into all of my pieces. I used irony because the fact that college athletes don’t get paid at all and professional athletes get paid outrageous amounts is ironic. Also the fact that these colleges aren’t providing their athletes with an education is ironic because that is their purpose in this world. In my first piece (a villanelle) I include the line “The school just rudely kicks them to the street.” This is irony because a college is supposed to take every student in and nurture them in order to give them the best opportunity in the future, but these schools are just treating their athletes with no respect. The second piece I did was a venn diagram (without the diagram). The irony here is when I explained that athletes take courses like Swahili nowadays. Once again, this means the classes athletes are taking have no use for their future, when college is supposed to be preparing students for the future. My third piece was a recipe for how to make “College Athlete Being Paid Cake.” The irony I inserted here was that one direction that I have is to add a bunch of ingredients into a bowl and “stir thoroughly until many lumps.” Normally when stirring to make food, you would stir until there are no lumps, but here I’m saying in order to create conflict, stir until you make lumps. Finally the multiple choice test includes the irony of being in the format of a test when we are talking about college and the lack of education.
Despite the difficulty in understanding this project, I had a good time throughout the process and I hope to do something like this in college.
Thank you,
Gill Hurtig